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despookinator:

what if u could put ppl on vibrate like phones so instead of talking 2 u they would just shake

(Source: deluminator, via crunchier)





lustire:

im not ignoring your snapchats, im just too ugly to reply at the moment

(via realize-realliez)





bagmilk:

mom i can’t go to school today i’m ugly

(via heard-you-were-talkin-shit)





unclefather:

someone’s mom: make yourself at home, would you like something to drink?

me: *very dry mouth like spongebob in sandy’s tree dome*

me: no thank you

(via miamoilvolo)





idioticteen:

*trys to hit high note of favorite song*

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(via crunchier)





visambros:

tiredestprincess:

zamotdredhart:

tiredestprincess:

i just remembered dudes can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH

Well girls have periods so I think y’all deserve all the orgasms you want

that’s….really sweet… omfg

#shots not fired

(via heard-you-were-talkin-shit)





marinashutup:

dashdrive:

you gotta be careful with girls named katherine because it could be spelled katherine or kathryn or catherine cathryn katherin kcatcheyn ckathcryrn catrchckern kathtrine 

#an abundance of kcatcheyns

(via heard-you-were-talkin-shit)





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