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santanist:

flirting w/you via reblogging all your posts 

(via love-adamtuttle)





back-that-sass-up:

spyduck:

rupindah:

i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs

"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
"Niiiiiiiice"

(via pazrascon)





at-seapoint:

im gonna lose more weight and get tattooed and be super hot soon just you wait

(via nakedbowling)





inbox:

why do teapots scream like wtf shut the hell up you piece of shit

(via chipsandwine)





annoyingbloqqer:

"so ma’am, how would you like to pay today? cash or check?"

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(via chipsandwine)





cyclopette:

*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice

(via crunchier)





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