flirting w/you via reblogging all your posts
i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore
i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs
"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
im gonna lose more weight and get tattooed and be super hot soon just you wait
why do teapots scream like wtf shut the hell up you piece of shit
"so ma’am, how would you like to pay today? cash or check?"
*wakes up at 9* nice
*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice